Today in the city me and my friend saw a guy wearing a cardboard box on his head and it said “Weed Head” on the front and “I’m sexy and you know it” on the back. At first I only saw the back and so I looked at the front and just laughed. My friend turns to me and says “look, it’s your boyfriend… I mean your ex” It’s days like these and things like that that make me happy to be single. As much as I miss him and all I know that our relationship wasn’t going anywhere because he wasn’t going anywhere and that makes me feel a little better about myself because I’m going somewhere and my friends are going somewhere and that’s what matters.